I rented you
For Salma Hayek’s Boobs
Sure, the story was okay.
But without her it’s kinda lame.

Yes, there’s guns and blood
And a sexy mariachi
But when I’m in the mood
I want Carolina
in the nude

Antonio walks into town
There’s a showdown in a Tarasco bar
Sure he filmed some awesome scenes
But it’s Salma’s breakout role for me

Better than Wild Things
Better than Cruel
Better than that part in Basic Instinct
Salma Hayek I love you

Let’s talk Cameos
Buscemi and Tarantino
The bad guys the bad guy in every film
Not that I ever remember his name

I never guessed he was his brother
Puss in Boots and Bucho shared a mother
But the story went away
After the sex scene at half way

Better than Eyes Wide Shut
Better Than Last Tango In Paris
Better Than that awkward scene in Gone Girl
Better Than Y Tu Mama Tambien
Better Than that garbage 50 Shades Movie
About on par with Blue is the Warmest Color
Should we talk about Secretary?
Salma Hayek I love you

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