I rented you For Salma Hayek’s Boobs Sure, the story was okay. But without her it’s kinda lame. Yes, there’s guns and blood And a sexy mariachi But when I’m in the mood I want Carolina in the nude Antonio walks into town There’s a showdown in a Tarasco bar Sure he filmed some awesome scenes But it’s Salma’s breakout role for me Better than Wild Things Better than Cruel Better than that part in Basic Instinct Salma Hayek I love you Let’s talk Cameos Buscemi and Tarantino The bad guys the bad guy in every film Not that I ever remember his name I never guessed he was his brother Puss in Boots and Bucho shared a mother But the story went away After the sex scene at half way Better than Eyes Wide Shut Better Than Last Tango In Paris Better Than that awkward scene in Gone Girl Better Than Y Tu Mama Tambien Better Than that garbage 50 Shades Movie About on par with Blue is the Warmest Color Should we talk about Secretary? Salma Hayek I love you